A plane was coming in to land and the pilot had just made his final announcement to the passengers.
However he forgot to turn off the PA system and began discussing his plans for the evening with his co-pilot.
"As soon as I clock off," he said, "I'm going to have a nice cold beer, then screw that nice blonde flight attendant."
The horrified attendant made a dash for the cockpit, but tripped over a suitcase that had been left in the aisle.
"There's no need to hurry, dear," said the old lady sitting in the aisle seat. "He said he was going to have a beer first."
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