An airplane begins having engine troubles so the pilot instructs the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asks the flight attendants if everyone is buckled in and ready.
"All set back here captain," comes the reply. "Except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."
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