A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. She was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in New York, she announces over the intercom to the entire cabin, "would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand".
Not one hand went up so she took them home and ate them herself.
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