In Travel on Thursday 13th Sep, 2018

Travel at 60 Daily Joke: A woman was standing by a dock

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A woman was standing by a canal, looking on in awe as an old tugboat captain skilfully docked his boat. She was impressed that such an old man could still do such a tough job.

She decided to wait until the captain disembarked. As he did, she asked him: “Captain, what is your secret to leading such a long and productive life?”.

“Well,” he replied. “I would have to say it’s because I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whisky every week, eat a lot of fatty foods and I never exercise.”

“Wow, that’s amazing,” the woman exclaimed. “Exactly how old are you?.

“31,” he answered.

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