A family went camping by a river during the summer holidays. The little boy went missing and everyone went searching for him through the forest.
They finally found the two-year-old playing calmly in the woods.
"Listen to me, Matthew!" his mother said sharply. "From now on when you want to go some place, you tell mummy first, okay?"
Matthew thought about it for a moment said: "Okay. Disney World".
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