In Travel on Monday 10th Sep, 2018

Fish and chips shop hilariously trolls bad online reviews

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Bad reviews can destroy a business, however at English fish and chips shop The Bunker management’s witty responses to bad reviews are gaining public attention worldwide.

After several negative reviews from upset customers, the shop’s manager spent some time responding in the “nicest” way possible. 

The responses on travel forum TripAdvisor are drenched in sarcasm, with one of the best being a cutting takedown of a customer who complained their fish was too greasy. 

Management’s hilarious answer came quickly, saying: “Your comments are duly noted sir and from now on we shall be frying our fish and chips in daffodil extract. 

“Once cooked, the fish will spend 5 minutes in a tumble drier, while at the same time, staff member X will be blow drying the chips, with one of those Dyson hair dryers, you know the one that doesn’t even look like a hair dryer?, until there is no sign of grease whatsoever.”

When a group of customers threatened to never return due to the expensive chips, management were quick to put in their two cents.

“We take note that you and your 9 friends won’t be visiting here in the future, and will take this into account when preparing next year’s budget forecasts,” they responded sarcastically.

The shop also poked fun at one of the more descriptive reviewers who questioned whether they would bother returning to the store.

“I hope you give this possible future visit a great deal of thought, before making such a crucial decision. Godspeed,” management wrote in reply.

However, the pinnacle of responses might just be the almost 500-word answer to a displeased customer who was asked to move after she and her group consumed food from another business at The Bunker’s tables.

The shop singled out the reviewer as the “lady who waddled 200 yards to a competitor’s chip shop and came back cuddling 4 bags of chips” and shamed her for rudely refusing to move when asked to eat her food elsewhere.

He goes on to recall how the woman refused to move because she “knew her rights”. Finishing the essay of a response, the shop signed off with a cheeky, “I’m off to buy a Big Mac n Fries and I’m going into KFC to eat it. I know my rights. Just let them try and stop me.”

The full response to the upset customer. Source: TripAdvisor/The Bunker, Seahouses.
The full response to the upset customer. Source: TripAdvisor/The Bunker, Seahouses.

The Bunker is rated 4 stars out of 5 stars on TripAdvisor and also avidly responds to positive reviews to show their appreciation when customers show their support.

And while they might not be able to satisfy all patrons, The Bunker certainly succeeds when it comes to putting naysayers in their place. You’ve been warned!

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