Two men went camping. They packed a cooler with sandwiches and beer.
After three days of walking they arrived at a great spot but soon realised they had forgotten a bottle opener.
The first man turned to his friend and said: "You have to go back and get the bottle opener or we'll have no beer".
"No way," the man replied. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all of the food."
"I promise I won't," the first man said. "Just hurry!"
Nine days passed and there was still no sign of the second man.
Exasperated and starving, the first man started to eat the sandwiches.
Suddenly, the second man popped out from behind a rock.
"I knew it! I'm not going," he yelled.
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