A man went on a hunting trip for the weekend with some friends. He came home with a deer.
He suggested to his wife that she should cook the deer meat for dinner but not to tell the kids what it was. His wife agreed to cook the deer meat.
Later in the evening the husband, wife and kids, all sat down at the table for dinner.
“Yum smells good,” the daughter exclaimed. “What is it?”
“Well, I’ll give you a hint,” the wife replied. “It’s what a call you father all the time.”
“Spit it out Billy, it’s an asshole!” the little girl yelled at her brother.
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