A man went away for the weekend with some friends. He forgot that it was the same weekend as his wedding anniversary.
His wife was obviously very angry. “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in six seconds and it better be there,” she yelled at him.
The next morning when his wife woke up she looked out the window to see a box in the driveway. She opened it to find a brand new bathroom scale.
The man hasn’t been seen since.
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