A man was travelling home after a weekend away with friends. He was stopped by police around 2am.
The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.
“I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late,” the man replied.
“Really?” the officer replied. “Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”
“That would be my wife,” the man explained.
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