A group of elderly women went away for the weekend together. They went out to breakfast at a local cafe in the small town they were staying.
They discussed their ailments.
“My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” one woman said.
“Yes I know,” replied another. “My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee.”
“I couldn’t even mark a X at election time because my hands are so crippled,” volunteered a third.
“What? Speak up! I can’t hear you,” another of the women said.
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” one woman said, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
“My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced one of the women as she slowly shook her head.
The others nodded in agreement.
“Well, count your blessings,” said a woman cheerfully.
“Thank God, we can all still drive.”
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