A man travelled to the other side of the country. It had been a long flight and he was feeling very tired. He walked in a bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat there mulling over his day and plans abroad he heard a high-pitched voice say: “That shirt looks great on you”.
The man looked around but couldn’t see anyone around so returned to his drink thinking nothing more of it.
A moment later the voice returned. This time it said: “You seem like a really cool guy”.
Again, the man looked around but saw nothing so kept drinking. After a while, he heard: “I bet your parents are really proud of you”.
He slammed down his drink and looked around wildly. Frustrated and finding no possible source of the voice he called over the bartender.
“Hey, what’s that voice I keep hearing?” he asked.
“Oh those are the peanuts,” the bartender replied. “They’re complimentary.”
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