A man calls his travel agent, furious about a Florida package that has been organised. Confused as to why the man is so upset, the travel agent asks what was wrong with the plans for Orlando.
The man replies that he was expecting an ocean-view room. "That's not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state," the travel agent replies.
"Don't lie to me," the man says, "I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state".
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