A plane had just taken off and the captain came on the intercom to greet passengers.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to today’s flight. Conditions are good and we should have a smooth flight ahead of us. Now sit back and relax… OH MY GOD!”
Silence followed and the cabin started to panic. After a few minutes the pilot came back onto the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier but while I was talking the flight attendant brought me a hot cup of coffee accidentally spilled it all over me. You should see the front of my pants!”
A passenger leant over to their neighbour and whispered, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”
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