A man was travelling from England to Spain, but unfortunately he wasn't the best flyer.
As the plane descended below the clouds to prepare for landing, he realised a heavy rain was falling to the ground below.
Realising the Englishman seemed noticeably afraid, the man next to him leaned over and asked, "What's the problem, fellow?"
"Surely you've heard the saying," the Englishman whimpered. "'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains'."