A British tourist visits Bondi Beach and thinks he's found paradise. Lying in the sand with an eski full of beer next to him, he watches the women frolicking in the sea in their bikinis.
Not used to the scorching Aussie sun though, and after one too many beers, he falls asleep for several hours and wakes up with horrific sunburn.
He goes to hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, the doctor hooks him up to an IV and pumps him with saline, electrolytes, a sedative and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, confused by the concoction, asks: "What good will Viagra do for him, doctor?"
"It won't do anything for his condition," the doctor replies. "But it'll keep the sheets off his burnt legs!"
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