A man and woman who had never met before were travelling on a train and found themselves sharing a sleeping carriage. After the initial embarrassment, they managed to get to sleep in their separate beds.
Halfway through the night the woman leant over to man and said, “I’m sorry to bother you but I’m so cold. Could you pass me another blanket?” The man leant over and smiled, “I’ve got a better idea… let’s pretend we’re married.”
The woman giggled and shrugged, “Why not?”
“Good,” the man replied. “Get your own blanket.”
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