A man went on holiday along the Amazon in South America. As he was picking his way carefully along a track he spotted a large snake.
He circled the snake from a distance to start with, then got closer and closer, until to his immense relief he realised that the "creature" was not a snake at all, but a mere stick.
“I was terrified,” he said to a fellow traveller in a bar later that night. “Why?” asked the other traveller. “It was only a stick, after all.”
”Because before it dawned on me that it was just a stick, I picked up a stick to hit it with. And THAT was a snake!”
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